i need people to know that warlock girl went on to win that season of America’s Next Top Model by like a significant margin
Ah nectar, the drink of the Gods
Also known as potion of burn your fingers because you're bad at using lighters and refuse to turn your ceiling fan off
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[Skull pauldron] [Belt] [Greaves] [Toga + sash] [Wig + Laurels] [Armbands] [Flaming feet] [Satyr Sack] [Stygius v1] [Stygius v2] [Nectar]
That makes it WORSE
insane how people heard new voice clips for Super Mario's voice for the first time in a decade, just assumed Charles Martinet was retiring, then were fucking right about it
WHY THE FUCK AM I GETTING THIS NEWS FROM THE PINEAPPLE DUDE?!?!
who do you think gave me the pineapple
[flicks invert filter on and off on picture of a rural town in maine] normal world! evil world! normal world! evil world! normal world! evil world!
there's actual history behind this btw. it used to be believed that the closer you were buried to the church the holier your gravesite was. so if you wanted to fast track it to heaven you could apply to be a goth floor tile.
Have this.
Food taxonomy is an illusion created by the demiurge. I am enlightened beyond petty distinctions between food types. I am able to perceive the whole of cuisine as a solid, unchanging, perfect, whole.
Yeah but have u considered that mashed potatoes are just opposite ice cream?
Have you considered that everything is exactly the same forever?
I used to! But now I know I'm not the same person I was 5 minutes ago :)
Well that is simply Incorrect. As you see, change is metaphysically impossible. Everything is the same forever.
ohhh I get it it’s all the same forever 👍





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